某单位组织老干部去深圳去参观学习

到了晚上，公司领导安排老干部去做半身按摩

初来驾到的老干部不懂的什么是半身按摩，

就问“什么是半身按摩？” 领班就说了，

是腰带以上的部位按摩就是半身按摩，

怕同志们保守对全身按摩接受不了。

按摩进行了半天，不见人出来。领班进去一看，

傻了，只见腰带全都系在脚脖子上。

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Light moments, jokes, Gay half-body massages

A certain unit organized veteran cadres to visit and study in Shenzhen. In the evening, the company leader arranged for veteran cadres to have a half-body massage. What the new veteran cadres did not understand was half-body massage. They asked, "what is half-body massage? " The foreman said, is above the belt the spot massage is the half body massage, is afraid the comrades conservative to the whole body massage can not accept. The massage went on for half a day and no one came out. The head waiter went in and saw that the sash was tied around his ankle. 

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